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Nick Fuentes informs his audience that 'sex is a gay act. It's totally gay.'

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Remember Nick Fuentes? He's the little white supremacist homonculus who is firmly committed to denying the Holocaust and hating Jews. White supremacist-y GOP Rep. Paul Gosar likes him, as, apparently does Donald Trump, who dined with him and fellow antisemite Kanye West (Trump later claimed that he didn't realize who Fuentes was, that he was just an unexpected plus-one who showed up with Kanye, whose antisemitism was widely known at that point and yet who somehow still got invited to a private dinner with Trump).

Anyway, Fuentes is still at large, still groyping it up, still unapologetically sucking.

But at least he's in good company. Or will be if his followers decide to take his sage advice:

Good question. Here's a very plausible theory:

It's funny because it's true. Nick's pickings when it comes to the ladies — assuming he's into the ladies in the first place (I'm not going to engage in speculation about his sexuality because I don't like when other people do that) — have got to be pretty slim. So he might as well try to get out ahead of their revulsion by claiming that ackshually, he doesn't want to have sex with them anyway because he's so straight, it hurts. And if he can get his fellow incels to subscribe to his philosophy, he doesn't have to feel as inadequate as he really is.

This is not meant to be knock on celibate people, of course. Plenty of people choose to be celibate or are celibate because they're waiting for the right person to come along. But in Nick's case, he knows that he's just repulsive and not nearly as special as he wants his followers to think he is.

You've gotta love Nick likening "the celibates" like himself to priests and philosophers and soldiers and geniuses. This is what he needs to tell himself, or at least tell his followers in order to sell his unique brand of masculinity.

Well, in that case, he's probably got nothing to worry about. Because anyone who is voluntarily a member of Nick's audience is pretty much off the romantic-relationship market by default.

Well apparently he's had a change of heart. These days, he wants manly men like him to cling bitterly to their semen.

And I really, really don't want to know what he expects them to do with it.

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Antisemitic and LGBTQ-phobic blogger Joy Reid doesn't think Nick Fuentes and GOP are all that different

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