The Onion Hasn't Blocked Us Yet, So Lucky Us
It's So 'Stressful and Sad' That Hamas Terror Attack Turned Trump Haters Against...
Reuters: Pro-Israel Website to Blame for Student Demonstrators Being Flooded With Online A...
Cuteness Overload: Riley Gaines Shares Pupdate, J.K. Rowling Approves (PICS)
Journalist Looks Into the NGOs That Are Facilitating the Border Crisis
CNN's Fareed Zakaria Hits Biden Supporters With a Dose of Reality
Palestinian Journalist 'Ready to Explode' - The Responses Are Dynamite
Snopes Changes Its Ruling on Fact-Check of Ashley Biden's Diary
JOLT: Axios Warns Latino Working-Class Voters Are Shifting to Republican Party
Forget Yoga: USA Today Reports on Women Signing up for 'Rage Rituals'
WATCH: Childish Columbia Grad Rips Up Degree in Futile Protest of 'Genocide' in...
Jake Sullivan Says No President Has Stood Stronger With Israel Than Joe Biden
WOMP: Economist Community Noted for Whining 'Iron Fist Treatment' Doesn't Stop Gangs (It...
Tone Deafness Alert! Biden Schedules Emergency Glitzy Celeb Fundraiser
No One Is Safe in the Big Apple: Actor Steve Buscemi Assaulted in...

WOOF! First Joke/Story of The Onion's Ben Collins Era Drops and It's Even WORSE Than You'd Expect

Twitchy

Maybe we missed a memo, but isn't The Onion supposed to be funny? 

Hrm.

As Twitchy readers know, Ben Collins has purchased The Onion and originally we thought it made perfect sense - who better to own a site that specializes in writing fake news, ya' know? But now that we've seen the first 'joke' we're not so sure.

Advertisement

Maybe they didn't mean it to be a joke? 

It's a weird slideshow that you click through.

Yeah, that's it.

Huh.

Not funny.

People on the Left rarely have a sense of humor these days.

Sorry, not even sorry for saying so.

Not to mention they're really really REALLY trying to get people to sign up.

Don't get this editor wrong, we know all too well how important it is to get subscribers, but this seems a bit like overkill.

Life comes at you fast sometimes.

Advertisement

It couldn't hurt.

======================================================================

Related:

Our Own Coucy Sets Students' FREE PALESTINE Dance Video to Various Songs and LOL Now We're Dead (Watch)

WaPo Columnist's Big GOTCHA Defending Pro-Hamas Campus Protesters Terrorizing Jewish Students BACKFIRES

KARMA, That You? Check Out This List of California Politicians REAPING What Their Prog Policies Have Sown

Columbia Protest Leader's Statement/Backpedal After Saying Jews Don't Deserve to Live a Lesson in FAFO

Who Team Biden is Bringing in to 'Tell the President's Story' at the DNC in August ACCIDENTALLY Hilarious

====================================================================== 

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy Videos

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement